Sunday, 24 July 2011

It's been a long, tiring night and my eyes burn from the lack of sleep. This is what happens when you sit and piss the night away listening to rock n roll with a friend and talk about a whole lot of crap. Nothing's really making sense right now, I should probably sleep but I'm sitting here going over the music I'm supposed to be giving to a friend. It's actually a CD with a whole bunch of stuff that he probably hasn't heard. Just for laughs, my friend and I decided to add a few Disney songs like Gaston, Les Poisons and Part of Your World from the Little Mermaid (just to see the expression on his face when this booms from the speakers of his car) Don't get me wrong Disney's awesome. Not the new Disney with all this Hannah Montannah crap that's ruining every ten year old's childhood but the old Aladdin, The Lion King, you-get-what-I-mean Disney. 
You know what really annoys the crap out of me? It's when people use ':)' specially where it is not required! I mean why the eff does every idiot on the planet feel the need to add a ':)' after every stupid sentence. The conversation on facebook, say for example, could go something like:
Idiot 1: Hey, haven't you put on a little weight? :)
Idiot 2: Maybe..but I'm still thinner than you :)
Idiot 1: You say that again and I'm gonna beat the crap out of you with a bat and feed your mutilated body to the fish :)
Idiot 2: Fuck off fat assed cow :)
I mean what I'm trying to say is..JUST LAY OFF THE DAMN SMILEY! It looks perverted to begin with and every moron uses it to mock someone or the other most of the times. Do you smile after every sentence that comes out of your good for nothing mouth?! I don't think so...if yes, then you have a problem. Otherwise, stop acting like an idiot and lay off the damn smiley and the world will be a much better place. 


  1. Love the layout :)
    Also, Maggot Face? :) Hehe :)
    Best line: " beat the crap out of you with a bat and feed your mutilated body to the fish" :)
    Hahahaha :)

    Okay, fine if you abuse them they're annoying but a couple thrown in at the right place are fine! Haha I'm defending myself, I think I'm one of the smiley people you just shat on above.

  2. Btw, I'm following this from such an old blog of mine that I started in 2006! Haha I've been reading my old posts they're hilarious.

  3. Sway with me, are you who I think you are? :p